“Please take a shower.” (Okay –
maybe there are plenty of you cruisers that have heard that one!)
“But I don't need a shower.”
“Did you take a shower yesterday?”
“Yes.”
“Well, why don't you take another
one?”
“Okay. I will. Later.”
“But I need you to take a shower
now.”
“Like right now? Right this minute?”
“Yes.”
(sniff-sniff) “Okay. Fine. I'll take
a shower now.”
“Okay. Would you please take a longer
shower this time?
“Really? Why?”
“Because the tank is too full.”
Never in our cruising lives have we
seen so much rain. And we have never “caught” rain before –
ever. But we are catching rain on a daily basis now! Living in the southern hemisphere means it's our summertime.
And summer means torrents of rain. Torrents.
Until now, I have never
looked at the Fatty Knees full of water on the fore-deck and thought
of Mr. Bubble and a back-scrubby-on-a-stick at the same time.
(Cruising women become desperately clever when it comes to devising a way to take a bath!)
With the rain comes the rain
forest. A rain forest of mold, mildew, spores and more spores. We
battle the growth daily. Mildew on the cushions. Mildew on the
mattresses. On the walls. On the stove. On the fans. On the ceiling.
On clothing. On food. On vitamin bottles. On appliances. On
electrical cords.
My dear friend, Alice. She offered to fix Carolyne's hair for a fancy dinner function. Little Zel wanted to help, too! |
The glamorous outcome! |
We did not invite a colony of ants
aboard, but somehow they confused “Hotspur” with “Hotel”. And
insect problems are also to be expected in the tropics, so we are not surprised. However we did not expect what happened while we were
enjoying sun-downers with a fellow cruiser one evening. We did not expect to be chased
home by a swarm of termites that began landing on us and crawling inside our clothes and burrowing in tickley places. It was obscene. And the night Jim became mad in the head was not a fun night. It was all because of a lonely bug, playing love melodies on his wings in hopes of
attracting a mate. I thought my husband had become a raging lunatic when he woke me out of my sleep in the wee hours screaming like a madman! We never did locate its hidey-hole to put us out of our
misery, but by the third night the bug was much quieter – until he
finally played no more. I can't decide which was more annoying - the chirping bug (which I didn't notice until Jim shared his ravings with me) or the raving mad husband.
I love American Samoa for many reasons.
I wish I could honestly say that American Samoa is a wonderful spot
for cruisers... and if you're talking “eye candy”, then yes. But
there are a few logistical facts that make cruising here a pain in
the butt. From a cruiser's perspective, American Samoa could be much
more accommodating. Here is a list of our discoveries. It is not rose
colored... it is factual.
There are no haul out facilities in
American Samoa – unless you are wealthy. We are desperate for a
bottom job. It will not happen at the Ronald Reagan facility here in
Pago. Last we checked, $9,000US is the cost for a 45' boat. I don't
know any cruiser who would pay that to haul in/out and have some
paint slapped on the bottom. The next best place to haul out is Tonga
or Fiji.
The Pago Pago Yacht Club is defunct.
Something to do with government interference from the governor's
office. I never did get the whole story.
Our one-foot red Christmas tree... and yes, that IS a hair clippy adorning the top! |
Christmas Day sun... sort of. |
Samoan food is not our favorite. (In fairness to the culture, I feel I have not had good examples and my desire is to gather a group of friends together for lessons in cooking and tasting.) But this has been our not so scrumptious experience:
Greasy pork or corned beef wrapped in
taro leaves baked to death in an “umu” and swimming in fat...
Breadfruit and taro baked into
dehydrated, gray lumps...
Coco Rice... rice cooked in coconut
milk and ground cocoa beans with lots of sugar ... (apparently, we
are the only ones who do not appreciate this interesting combo) and I
have been told by a Samoan friend that eating it with bread and
butter is the key. I may have to give it another shot.
Varieties of plantain served as a side
dish – cut in slices... dry, tasteless and starchy.
Lots of breads and sugary starches, including a "pancake" that is a sugary ball of dough fried in fat. (I must say that I DO like this pancake, however, I just can't eat food like that anymore if I wish to stay nimble and fit through the hatch!)
Our beautiful daughter on her 15th birthday |
Our friend, Raj, returned to Fiji |
the internet is horrendous. It is
expensive and is terribly slow. It makes working from here remotely
very difficult indeed. We pay $50 each month for internet that
functions well enough to send emails – most of the time. To
maintain his websites, Jim must spend an additional $60 – only 4
gigs a month – which could easily be burned on Youtube videos in
one day. The US has poured anywhere from $95 million to $200 million
for the internet here on the island and it is slower than anywhere in
Mexico we have ever been. Taxpayer's money pours in, but no one can
tell you exactly where it goes. It seems to simply evaporate.
Three island teenage boys did this to Carolyne's hair with fresh flowers. |
US food items are plentiful here on
island. Dried cranberries, flax seed, couscous, gluten free products,
canned veggies and fruit, oatmeal, canned chicken and corned beef...
and food cost is much lower than in French Polynesia. And yes –
beer, wine and spirits are available and reasonably priced. American
Samoa is a fabulous place to stock up on food.
Getting around on the island is easy.
The bus system works pretty well. The cost for adults is $1. Kids
ride for 25 cents. But, the buses quit running around 5:30pm and on
Sunday they don't run at all. It's not the end of the world if you
take the bus with a stop... or even two. But any more than that and
those dollars begin to add up. The buses are small and many times
crowded. Going out for dinner on the other side of the island or a
night at the movies isn't feasible because it's too far to walk.
There are taxis you can take – but they have been known to charge a
hefty fee based on your derivation.
Propane is not close to the harbor, but
the buses will take you there with your tanks. Trash receptacles are
near the dinghy docks. There are 2 dinghy docks: the marina allows
cruisers to tie up in a slip and there is another dock at the end of
the harbor closer to a nearby laundry facility.
But it is paradise, nonetheless. And as
long as the US keeps the influx of money coming there are jobs –
even for cruisers. The hospital needs doctors and nurses. The schools
need qualified teachers. The tuna boats need licensed helicopter
pilots. There is one Starkist plant remaining on the island - the others left when minimum wage increased. Almost everyone
here is from somewhere else. And the people... the people are wonderful and kind. We do love American Samoa despite the fact that it's cruiser limited. We think we'd love it even more, however, if we just weren't living on a boat.